sweet smell of suck-sex

what american apparel fails in, tom ford pulls off in folds, and he pulls it off in style. even as the feminist cowboy that i am, i have to like it. tom ford somehow manages to connect with everyone from the uptown stiff, to the downtown milf, never leaving out the occasional out-of-town whiff*. by xy

* INCASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT A WHIFF IS…  IT’S NOTHING…  IT’S SOMETHING I LEARNED OVER IN ENGLAND.