do you speak english? “si… prisencolinensinainciusol”

italian pop star, adriano celentano doing prisencolinensinainciusol on RAI tv in 1972. it is considered by many “to be the first RAP song…” and you thought the brothers made that shit up? it’s supposed to be italinglish and to sound english but it’s actually jiberish:

“in de col men seivuan, prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait, uis de seim cius nau op de seim, ol uait men in de colobos dai, trrr – ciak is e maind beghin de col, bebi stei ye push yo oh”

enjoy. by gg

sid vicious: the sex pistols bloody american tour

another picture by bob gruen. the adventures of some innocent english boys on their first trip to the american southwest. just before this shot was taken, a fan had gestured to sid to bend down so she could kiss him. when he did so, she punched him in the face, causing him to bleed profusely. shortly after this, in a gesture of pure punk disgust with society, sid broke a beer bottle against his amp and used it to mangle his chest. solid stance of the “no future” attitude of margaret thatcher & ronald reagan era. by uh

dressed to kill

ah, kiss. i grew up with this shit and i was obsessed. we made guitars made out of our tennis rackets and stitched fabrics together over our moon-boots and staged faux concerts. i was gene simmons, my sister was paul stanley and other friends acted as peter chris and ace frehley. it was crushing to learn later in life that i was worshiping gene simmons whose true character came out later in life. gene turned out to be a right-wing used car salesman trapped in the body of a rock star. we also found out that paul couldn’t really play much guitar. peter was just a drummer and ace, as it turns out, was probably the most competent musician and surely the nicest of them all. somehow though they captured the imagination of teenagers in my time and i think the “dressed to kill” was probably their coolest period. the suits, genes clogs mixed with the stage make-up on the streets of new york was pretty awesome. i just wish gene would have settled down somewhere in miami in a hawaiian shirt and would have left the dreams to stay as what they were, dreams, instead of pandering like an account exec: “our real bosses are the fans” cause they pay our bills. come on gene, what kind of a rock star talks like that? by xy

ground control to major bob

after only a month of signing a five year deal, david bowie penned this letter to bob grace of chrysalis music expressing a bit about his thoughts and feelings.  i like this very much, davy. by sv

the 4 chord pop song formula

i don’t actually recognize most of the songs but i’m told by honky hally that they are indeed major hits. also not sure if the 4 chords i’m posting are actually the 4 chords that makeup the actual pop songs but then again pick any 4. by dd+hk