pucker up

jack nicholson, candice bergen and art garfunkel, presumably on the set of ‘carnal knowledge’ …looks like they were really living up to the title. by sv

the easiest way to place a stamp

melvin the magician

some rube goldberg-esque musings from amsterdam. i’m not too keen on the bow tie, but anyone who smokes a pipe is ok in my book. this is allegedly the smallest contraption of its kind. by sv

all apologies to mister saint patrick, cheers!

saint patrick was a christian missionary, who is now the most famous patron saint of ireland. i don’t have the patience to tell a long story, but march 17th is supposed to be a solemn and holy day in respect to his passing, as well as a celebration of ireland in general.   … i don’t have to tell you the point has been lost. the worst part is that it’s not lost in an “i get presents and too much good food” sort of way, it’s lost in a “drunk teenagers crowding the streets before noon on a gorgeous and otherwise very pleasant saturday” sort of way.

i’m just going to close my eyes and wait till it’s over.  by kl

I CAN AFFORD TO BE SICK

this is an article from Esquire, april 1970. juuuuuust about 42 years ago! it’s all relative, but how is the big picture still the same? i at least think we’re a pretty smart bunch of kids, there must be a better way instead of draining people because they got the short end of the stick, or worse, shutting out citizens from options to take care. the weird comfort americans have with the insurance system is my least favorite thing about the united states, that comfort, or fear of losing false control, is what keeps this system alive. by kl

gorgeous days

at least it’s a gorgeous day in new york, and even though we don’t have psychedelic, rugged nature staring us in the face, it still makes you appreciate that we get to enjoy a day like today. are we a little bit deist? at least a smidgen?  by kl

precession of the equinoxes

every once in a while it must cross your mind, this rumor about december 21st 2012 being a turning point for ‘life as we know it’. this is sparked by the sudden end to the mayan calendar, which even contemporary astronomers and science in general revere as impressive. so… what’s going to happen?  well, it has been mapped out that earth’s movement in our universe, multiverse, whatever, is called the precession of the equinoxes, which means its gravitational ecliptic around the sun fluxes, as it has a small angle on its orbital plane, through a cycle of 26000yrs (as my very basic understanding of it goes). this year, on december 21st the earth will align with the dark rift, the center of the milky way, basically the galactic equator. this is meant to effect our poles which are now moving at 40miles/yr (where only in 2005 we thought the rate of 25mi/yr was too much) and therefore climate migratory instincts. ecosystems will have to reset. but, ‘they’ also say this is a moment for human consciousness, and like your alarm clock, after the power stops even for a second, will have to be reset purposefully. let me put it this way…

 

“it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism” – frederic jameson

 

maybe the paradigm shift will be as simple as work to live or living to create rather than living to work. i’m no different,a little bit guilty of pride and ambition as well, or should i say victim to it? it’s difficult in our world, raised with praise and approvals, gauging respect via associations. i don’t think we’re weak to be in this habit, but it’s a first step to be able to step back. that hopefully soon the garbage that clutters stores and individually sanitizes our nutrition will disappear and we will actually see one another and connect rather than feel safer with our differences. can you tell i had a long week?  ooh, i know what will help! …

 


by kl